Friday, October 28, 2011

Podcast 40 - GO CARDS!

Ouch
Podcast 40 - GO CARDS!

We got our friend Hoss in-studio today!
Emails:
Celeb Wrap-Up:
Sports:
E Coli= Poop: Update, possibly in pre-packaged salad.
Knock Out King: Update, possibly Rosevelt HS students.
Must Have Sandwich: An a foklist as a get away car
Hoe hauler: Under-aged sex trafficing, 'Hoe Hauler' on side of van.
Brutal Killing: Yes, it was...
Cut Off Arm: Cut his arm off with home made guilitine
Ode
Who Got the Pussy?: Same sex couple has transgender opration
Whores: Featuring the women of the greater Dallas FortWorth area!
We got Hoss in studio

 


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Podcast 39 - Ecoli = Poop... Well, shit.

Mobil One Oil in Eureka
Podcast 39 - Ecoli = Poop... Well, shit.  Click HERE to download

- Emails:
- Celeb Wrap-Up:
- Sports: Direct Tv Dropping FSM on Nov 1st
- Albert Statue: Cool!....in West Port?
- Bad Chalupa: That's a bombing
- Ecoli=Poop: It's in STL! No clue from where... well, shit.
- Gacey: A relative thought DEA has been living in Cali
- Bernie Madoff: Tried suicide and no one cares
- Who Knew?
- Doctor Shopping: Dr Feelgood selling opiates in Starbucks
- Coke Mix: Oh, no, no she thought it was cake mix.
- High Speed Chase: Girl without a shirt, but at least she had a g-string!
- Sex Club: The one in STL closes
- Hell House: Come feel gods wrath on Halloween!! Umm, no.
- Wedding Reception: Or swingers club?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Podcast 38 - Eye-Heart-Tacos

Kara loves 'tacos'
Podcast 38 - Eye-Heart-Tacos  Click HERE to Download

- Donate: Thank you to everyone who has donated so far!
- Sales Crew: Tired of corporate BS? Join us!
- Emails: LaDonna is up for the week of Talk about Thom and Jeff! Remember to BCC people... oops. Ideas for online marketing. Donation on the way! Our Jager friends think we're awesome AND gave us $30!!! Travis and John Paul likes the iTunes app idea. Is Coach gay? Spelunking!
- Celeb Wrap-Up: Lindsay Lohan will be full frontal in Playboy; yay!  Her father threw a girl around; felony charges. 
- Sports: Scalpers' market is mediocre, even with World Series. Cards playing tonight? Go BLUES!  
- Talkin' 'bout Cats.
- Slice of my Penis: Guy tried to kill girlfriend, then asked her to cut his junk off.
- Amy Winehouse: Killed from alcohol; over 5 times legal limit for driving! Family going to write a book about her and make money over daughter's death.
- Scary Lesbians: Radio host believes we should not let kids be taken care of in hospitals by openly lesbian nurses. IT COULD TURN THEM GAY! What a bitch.
- Questions for Kara: Kara has an awesome new shirt! What gay bar should T&J go to?  Why do you 'perpetuate the stereotype'?  Introducing my girlfriend to family?  Tiny-Titty Committee! 
- Man Rape: Two fifty-something women drug and rape a man at knife point. Ends up in 'Dear Penthouse Forum'
- Pot + Maze: Causes concentration and memory loss. Doped-up rats got lost in a maze. Bad news, man.
- Knock-out Game: Mayor Slay found a guy knocked out and in a pool of his own gloves.
- YES Game
- Pop That Zit: Click HERE if you dare.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Podcast 37 - McRibs, Whoppers and Strippers


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- Emails: Michael donated and wants the Best of T&J CDs back. Lori hopes Cards pull it out. 
- Talk of Ads and T-Shirts 
- Celeb Wrap-Up: Lindsey in Playboy soon, more translucent nips, maybe a sex tape on the way? Two and a Half Men ratings plummeting, number of people watching cut in half.
- Sports with Coach: It's Do, or DIE! ...what a wierd game. Make it RAIN!
- Let's move to South Dakota: Money, money, money.
- Sexy Teacher: A 34-yr-old teacher doing a 17-yr-old student. Gross.
- Whoppers: ALL YOU CAN EAT...Only…in Japan.
- McRib: IT'S BACK! And apparently it has a cult following. Don't undo the sammich... just eat it.
- Strippers: Vegas is where the money is right? NOPE
- Netflix: Hemmoraging subscribers because they're dumbasses. Lost 800,000 US subscribers.
- Smuggling Bologna:
- Let's talk about Jeebus: A STL priest who returned to his parish accused of abusing a girl..wait, what?
- 87-Yr-Old Cocaine Runner
- 3 Things to Make a Cashier Blush
- Woman Steals Condoms: Why?

Monday, October 24, 2011

Podcast 36 - We got the Donate Button


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- Emails
- Porn Stats: Hentai, Amature, Lesbian, and Up-the-Butt!
- Celeb Wrap-Up
- Sports: BLUES!!!! and... Rams, and Cards... whoo. GO BLUES!
- Pole Tax: Pay to get in, pay to get drinks, then pay a tax on dancing? Not cool.
- Drunken Stranger:
- Gender Dorms: Gay, straight, male, female, trans, etc sexes can live together in the same dorm room at this college.
- Just Axin’:
- Where’s My Drugs?: Drug dealers using GPS to track their goods. They're getting smart
- Evicting Jesus: Statue of Jeebus in a National Park is causing conflict between church and state.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Podcast 35 - Balloon?

Podcast 35 - Balloon? Click HERE to Download

- Send pictures of where you put your Thom and Jeff Stickers, and we'll put them on the Blog!
- Thom therapy: Slept on deck. Ouch dude. 
- Jeff hates cats
- Herpes Monkey: Escaped from the exotic zoo. Killed...
- Suicide Numbers: There is a suicide every 15 minutes in the US. More than double consider or fail to off themselves.
- Sports: Sad for Cards... Rangers have home advantage. No more happy flight... it's a pissy flight. C'mon Blues!
- Ode to Thom's Balloon: (aka Cardinals)
- Bernie Madoff's Daughter-in-Law: New book. Money money money.
- Holiday Inn: Dead woman's body found. Also, Hobo with severed arm. Eeeww
- Clubbin'
- Naked Man: Man went into 6-yr-old daughter's bedroom.
- Backpage Whores: We called. She hung up on us...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Podcast 34 - Pajama Day and BOB EVANS

Podcast 34 - Pajama Day and BOB EVANS!  Click HERE to download

Can't hold the vomit, Thom?
- Emails: The Tivoli stole the World Series movie screen idea; Bitches. David suggests an opening for Coach.
- Celebrity Wrap-Up: Reese whats to kiss Jennifer. Lohan goes to jail, FINALLY! New Sarah Silverman gig. Cameran Diaz is a badass.  
- Sports: Cards Magic numner is 3. Holy starter, Carpenter! Pujols went a little far... D Freese, awesome.
- Kiss: The band is oneof the most recognized BRANDS in the world. Sells a ton of stuff, and still expanding merchandise.
- Bad retaurant names: Spotted Dick and awkward Chinese names.
- Gallup Poll: Says 50% of United States WANTS legal weed.
- Who Knew?
- Gyno Surprise: One finds that lady has balls!! Duck thingy SUCKS.
- Bus Boys: Do you tip them? DON'T stack the damn plates.
Coach does not want to hear #5

- Kara's playin' with her onesy zipper...
- Happy Days Cast: Sueing for damages? Where's Al?
- Juarez Center for Abused Women: Center is abusing them. Using them as whores. Escaped woman ran to police for help.
- Would You Rather?? Toenails vs. hair? Pubes vs. vomit? Tampon vs. diarrhea? Grandpa vs. Grandma? Poop vs. zit? Also, Thom can't hold his vomit.